WarioWare SuperSquad adventure

One normal day, Athorment let his friends do any question they desired to his Original characters...
That day, The Black Carrot met Random lad, and made him a question, made a question no one has ever do to someone like Random lad...


BLack Carrot: Hey, Random Lad, why did the chicken crossed the road?


That single question provoked panic in random lad, and was almost censored from Athorment´s Journal...

Now...BEHOLD! Behold What was supposed to kept in secret, and be forgotten with the same strength the question was made!!!

*Back To Black Carrot and Random Lad*

Random lad: Well, Now, thats a simple one, It crossed the road to reach the other side.....

*Random Lad´s Smile changed to a serious face, so uncommon on him*

Random lad: But so they told me....I am following this chicken that followed Diamond city´s heroe Wario...

It took out a mask who looked like Wario, entered the bank, and exited it with 3 or 4 bags of Money

It crossed the street to scape!!!

it took out some strange button, pushed it and the bank exploded!!!

Later, a truck being driven by chickens met this singular chicken and drove away!!!

its a chicken conspiracy!!!!

*Black Carrots face reacted*

BLack Carrot: I KNEW IT!

Okay, no, I didn't...

but now, we must stop this conspiracy!!!.

TO KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN!

*That day, that very day, the truth was known*

Random ladh Noes! They´ve got the Colonel!!!!

BLack Carrot: Those fiends! Wait, isn't Colonel Sanders already dead?

Random lad: Then, who is that standing there, Dude?

BLack Carrot: hey...wait...Whats that machine for?

*A big ultra-deluxe combo box over KFC was throwing smoke though its chimneys*

Random lad:ZOMFG!!!!1

They are turning people into chicken hybrids!!!

BLack Carrot: Oh, no! Now I see what's going on. It's all a conspiracy to make people think Sanders is dead, but the chickens may have been keeping him alive and using his 11 spices to make chicken hybrids!

*It was clear what our heroes needed to do...*

BLack Carrot: RUN for you lives!

*That very day, chaos ruled*

Random lad: Dont you worry people! Random lad is here to the rescue!

*Gets attacked by chickens*

Random lad: Oh noes! Just like in the Zelda games! now I know how Link feels! And its not funny!!!

*random lad alone, would have never stopped the chicken conspiracy, and  Black Carrot knew it...
In all of a sudden, Hope appeared from above...*

BLack Carrot: Bring in the air ride! Drop the Honey Mustard Bombs!

*The chickens were awestrucked by the surprise attack, and the standing dude reacted..*

Lord Pollo: Counter attack with the flying chickens!

*Flying Chickens started... flying, What did you expected!?*

Random lad: And who might you be!?

Lord pollo: The new Colonel around here!

Random lad: so you really killed Sanders!

Lord pollo: yeah!...wait, you are not taking out anymore info from me!

Random lad: That wont stop me from stoping you!

*An Epic battle started*

BLack Carrot: Destroy those flying chickens with the Kamekazi Coyotes!

Lord pollo: Call up the chickenZillas!

Random lad: I shall prevent it!

*Sounds the alarm*

Random lad: Ok, i didnt prevented it...But i shall destroy them!

*and giant chickens appeared with reptile characteristics*

Random lad: Ok, I wont stop them...But ...but

*An epic event, to be remembered by Humanity, ocurred that day when Random lad...*

Random lad: Called for help!

*Runs in circles*

Random lad: HHHEELLLPPP!!!!!

*Another epic event, to be remembered by humanity, ocurred the same day...RANDOM LAD HAD AN IDEA!*

Random lad: Hey! i still got the communicator from Dr. Crygor to call the Wario Ware Super-Squad!

BLack Carrot: What are you waiting for? Call them!

*But another epic event didnt ocurred*

Random lad: lets see...it was 915-85-24...... No no....915-23...NO!!!!!

BLack Carrot: just guess!

*Taps any numbers at random*

Crygor: Halo?

Random lad: Crygor! call up the Wario Wario Super Squad!

Crygor: Will be there in 5...4...3...

*The Wario Ware Inc staff appeared*

Random lad: HEY! Crygor!

Crygor: 2....1...ZERO! put the tune for our all-special and mighty entrance!!!

Random lad: What are you Blabbering about Crygor? JUST HELP!!!

Crygor: Here comes the...

*They all get attacked by chickens*

Crygor: EAUGH! Now I know how Link feels! and ITS NOT FUNNY!

Random lad: i know! Now help us beat this chickens!

Black Carrot: Here they come!

Random lad: Here WE come!

*Dr. Crygor fired a laser gun, as mona´s guitar attacked with sound waves, Kat and Ana started cutting chickens*

Random lad: yeah, YEAH!

*And that very day...Wario was coming out with a special deluxe combo box*

Random lad: Wario! you already knew about this conspiracy!?

Wario: What are you blabbering about carrot-colored hair?

BLack Carrot: hey! I am the carrot here!

Lord pollo: And Hey! how did you entered my factory!?

*Lord pollo was confused, but wario´s nose didnt lied*

Wario: you stink yummy!

lord pollo: now... dont look at me with that face...

Wario: >:9     

YUMMY!

*And with a single movement of a foot, Lord pollo was defeated...*

Lord pollo: No! get away from me! Everybody retire!

Random lad: And Diamond´s city heroe wario wins again!

Wario: knock it off, random dumb.

*And that very day, THAT particular day, everybody attacked me...the narrator, for doing his job and saying "that Day", a lot of times...*


New narrator: And so, with the Lord Pollo defeated, the Warioware gang returns to creating more and more Warioware games.
As for black Carrot, he asked random lad another question...this time a serious one...

BLack Carrot: Hey random Lad! why the turkey crossed the road?.