Paradox BC Meme

*This is blackcarrot's very first original meme for deviantArt.com.  This meme is to be used on this site only.  You may try this if you like.  Just remember 2 things:
1. Ask BC first before doing this.  2. Always leave a link in the artist's comments leading back to the original.  
Okay, lets open a vortex to Paradox BC.
Paradox BC is a parallel universe that sucks in random people of random eras and random dimentions. Once inside, they experience odd events, mostly with one other person, and then, they are tossed out like nothing happened.
Here, I'll also include what i like to call paradox BC: effect athorment/effect A, which is the fact that every single character involved knows what they are doing, are conscious of what they do, but they do something they would never ever do.
So what is efect A? basically, the characters will "accept" to do random stuff even if they disagree with it. TAKE THAT!

Pick 12 of your original characters, include a short description with each, and assign them a number.

(1) Lily, Princess of Sarrasaland, the cheerful girl in green!
(2) Tulip, Princess of Koopas, fear her hammers!
(3) Tiko, Young mask collector that never stops smiling
(4) RiDdlE, female space pirate with Riddley's DNA
(5) Silver, F-zero racer whose home planet has been conquered
(6) Black, Cool trainer from Poketopia
(7) Faded Lozania, interdimensional witch of unvelivable powers
(8) Katsu Daiki, brilliant head-boss of his own company in Japan.
(9) Circus Spiritus, Evil twisted doppleganger of random Lad
(10) Narrator, directly from Heroes to Heroes!
(11) Evelyn, female twin of Athorment
(12) Athorment, Yours truly.

Now, Lets fill in the name in the questions and situations where their number corresponds, shall we?.

1. Black (6) introduces Lily(1) to her fans, but Black (6) accidentally mispronounces Lily(1)'s name.
Black: Uh...Mushroomy people.
Lily: They are called "Toads"
Black: Right...I want to introduce you someone who apparently you already know
Lily: interesting!
Black: Anyway...her she is, "Lile"!
Lily: eh?

2. Circus Spiritus(9) upsets Tiko(3), and Evelyn(11) tries to cheer Tiko(3) up.
Circus Spiritus: You know what? I like how you are always smiling!
Tiko: really?
Circus Spiritus: Yes! You remind me of me! A ha aha aha aha!!!!
Tiko: eh.......of...you?
Circus Spiritus: Yes! of me! A ha aha aha aha!!!!
Tiko: Oh boy...
Evelyn: Dont mind him, tiko. He is crazy and you are not, Everybody likes you better! (kisses on the cheek)
Tiko: why, thanks! I feel better!
Circus Spiritus: My self-stem just dropped! A ha aha aha aha!!!!

3. RiDdlE(4) and Narrator(10) have a starring contest.  Who would win?
RiDdlE: How do i know you are not blinking now?

Its a staring contest and its Paradox BC...This wont end until someone of us blinks

RiDdlE: if thats the case (Blinks on purpose). Can I go killing now?
athorment: they quiz just started, we are together in this
RiDdlE: *sighs* ....wait a minute...why did I asked you for permission!?
athorment: fear Paradox BC: effect athorment

As me and RiDdlE look confuse at each other, athorment passes into the next question...

RiDdlE: hey narrator! where are you? i cant see you!

4. athorment(12) and Silver (5) team up to pull a prank on Faded Lozania(7).  What happens?
Athorment: hi Lozania!
Faded Lozania: ...hi?
athorment: Dont just stand there, lets shake hands!
Faded Lozania: ...why would I do that?
Silver: forget it athorment, she is too stupid to shake a hand
faded Lozania: ...this is not so hard, Silver. (shakes hands and gets electrocuted)
Silver: you fell for that? I cant believe it!
athorment: Its written on the question that she falls for it!
Faded Lozania: It doesnt mentions such a thing, moron. (grabs my hand and electrocutes me) we are even.
athorment: (toasted) *cough*...

5. Katsu Daiki (8) accidentally forgets Evelyn(11)'s birthday.
Katsu: (takes out a mobile) idiots! I payed you to remember me of Evelyn's birthday!
Evelyn: Its ok...
Katsu: (to the mobile) I dont care if its not ready yet, just activate it!!!
Evelyn: (fireworks start as they form the shape of Evelyn and spell her name) wow!!!
Katsu: Do you think you can convince athorment to make more art and stuff of me?
Evelyn: No
Katsu: (a side) *snaps fingers* shut...just when I thought I would be drawn...

6. Tulip(2) is sick of Circus Spiritus(9)'s complaining.  What does Tulip(2) do about it?
Circus Spiritus: A ha aha aha aha aha aha aha aha aha aha aha aha aha aha aha aha aha aha aha aha aha aha!
Tulip: knock it off already!!!!
Circus spiritus: No! A ha aha aha aha aha aha aha aha aha aha aha aha!
Tulip: do you see these? This are the hammers that traumatized poor Random Lad, you want them on your face?
Circus spiritus: (faking voice) oh No! the damsell-in-distress wats to hurt me! A ha aha aha aha aha aha aha aha aha aha aha aha! (gets knocked out cold)
Tulip: I am no damsell-in-distress...

7. The narrator(10) and Lily(1) think that Tiko (3) is keeping a secret from them.
And so...I bet Tiko is hiding something from us
Lily: who said that?
Me, the narrator, but its not of importance right now...You see how he travels through dimentions and always comes back smiling!?
Lily: Aww! Maybe he's got a girlfriend! :3
That didnt ocurred to me...

Tiko: (smiles) Hey whats up?

Lily: Tiko... ummmmmmmmmmmmm... the narrator wants to ask you something! (runs away)

What!? eh...suddenly, Lily Tripped and Tiko went to see if she was ok as the narrator runs away...

Tiko: what a fall...are you ok?
Lily: (a side) tricky little cheater of a narrator...




I heard that...

8. Faded Lozania (7) is directing a movie. RiDdlE(4) is the hero, Tulip(2) is the villain, and Katsu Daiki(8) is Tulip(2)'s prisoner.  Describe the scene.
Faded Lozania: I got more important things to do...(opens a portal and leaves)
faded Lozania: (appears in the same place) what!?
Katsu: Paradox BC: Effect Athorment...you got to direct the movie to continue up to next question
Tulip: how is it that I am the villain!?
RiDdlE: At least i can kill the villain! (looks at herself with a knight armor over a horse) eh...whut?
faded Lozania: If I must...then I can have my fun with your pitiful souls.
RiDdlE you are the knight in shiny armor...Tulip, you have been a very bad girl and must be punished
Tulip: O.Ou
RiDdlE: Can we change of characters? This armor makes me feel weird...
faded Lozania: No. Mwa haha hahahaha!
Katsu: (a side) if I dont make any noise, she wont toy with me!
Katsu was trying to avoid torture, but Lozania noticed him
Faded Lozania: I didnt forget you...as the damsell-in-distress, you are now Kaoru.(turns Katsu into a girl)
Katsu/Kaoru: (girly shriek) AAAAaahhh!!! (calms down) thank you...narrator
My pleasure...

9. Tiko (3) starts a board game with RiDdlE(4) and Evelyn(11).  Who would win?
Tiko: (rolls dices and moves) "You have a wonderful smile" (giggles) Oopss...this is my horoscope!
Evelyn: ROFL! hahahaha!
RiDdlE: come on! give me five and I can finally stop playing this ridiculous game! (rolls dice and moves) "you are so anxious to win! go back to the beggining...~signed, Nega Troopa"
Evelyn: oww....bad luck
RiDdlE: (stands up and throws the board game through a window) Just who is this brilliant dude I am gonna kill!?
Nega Troopa: You have to catch me first! (jumps through the window) You'll never get me alive!!!
RiDdlE: (gives chase) RRRAAAAHHHHH!!! We'll see that!!!

Tiko: I think its a tie?
Evelyn: I wonder why she didnt throw the board game from the very beggining?

10. Black(6) tells Circus Spiritus(9) a secret about Silver(5).  What is that secret, and what does Silver(5) do about it?
Black: You know, crazy clown. My gardevoir read his mind and found some girl's name
Circus Spiritus: interesting! is that true, Silver?
Black: what have I done!? i didnt mean it, Silver! blame Paradox BC!
Silver: just for you to know. She is very important to me...or maybe "was" I dont know...
Black: you are not mad?
Silver: Of course I am mad...(takes out his sword)
black: (dodges the attacks) If its a battle what you want.. (sends out Tyranitar)
Tyranitar: (stops Silver's sword) Grr...
Circus Spiritus: at least let me sell tickets and get some popcorn! A ha aha aha aha aha!(tyranitar, black and Silver turn to him) aha?

11. Lily(1), Faded Lozania (7), Katsu Daiki (8), and the Narrator(10) are running from a monster. What is the monster, and what happens next?
Lily: AAAAAAaaaahhhhh!!!!! (bumps into faded Lozania and Katsu, passes through them and makes them fall)
faded Lozania: What got into that girl!?
Katsu: Maybe its the fact that athorment has a malevolent grin plastered over his face?
athorment: (takes out a pencil) you dont really know what I can do to you with this!
Katsu: (gets drawn as a girl) Not again!
faded Lozania: (draws a smile on her) DAMMIT!!!
Run Lily! Run lozania! run Katsu! or may I say...Run Kaoru!? athorment has got a pencil and knows how to use it!

athorment: You should probably run too, Narrator.
Uh-oh...

12. Tiko (3), Black(6), and Athorment(12) end up in jail.  Why is that, and what happens next?
black: Why are you here?
Tiko: Got some rupees....in someone else's house
Black: and you?
athorment: Tried to use drawn money to get to Tamaulipas...what about you?
black: My gengar decided to toy around with officer jenny...
three of us: *sigh*

13. Silver(5) and Circus Spiritus(9) start a baseball team, but they can't decide on a name.
Circus Spiritus: the caravane!
Silver: No...
Circus spiritus: the caravane!
Silver: No...
Circus spiritus: the caravane!
Silver: No...
Circus spiritus: the caravane!
Silver: No...
Circus Spiritus: hmmm....how about....the caravane!
Silver: NO!

14. Lily(1) and Tulip(2) decide to go shopping. Evelyn(11) tries to frame or accidentally frame Tulip(2) for shop-lifting.
Lily: and this dress! and this shirt! and this skirt! and!
tulip: (carrying everything) I cant see where I am going!
Evelyn: (bumps into Tulip) Whoopss...sorry!
tulip: (loses balance and runs to avoid falling) Aah! Watch out!
Officer: (sees Tulip leave) hey!!!!! no shop-lifting!!!

15. Athorment(12) and Faded Lozania (7) can't agree on a song to listen to on Athorment(12)'s new boom box.
Athorment: how about "Mad World" by Gary jules?
faded Lozania: I feel like hearing "viva la vida" by Colplay
Athorment: lets hear them both!
Faded Lozania: mine first...
Athorment: ...ok....I love my new Boom Box!!!!.....whats a boom box?
Faded Lozania: Do I look like a translator?

16. RiDdlE(4) and Silver(5) rescue Katsu Daiki(8), who has been kidnapped by Circus Spiritus(9).
RiDdlE: lets get this movie over with, shall we? (tries to move on her knight armor but falls)
faded Lozania: for this scene, the hero and her stupid sidekick save the dude I am turning into a girl
Silver: Who are you calling stupid!?
Katsu: who are you turning into a girl!? (turns into a girl) Not agaiN!!!
Circus Spiritus: (turns on the spotlight) lights! (points the camera to the stage) Camera! (yells to lozania) ACTION!!! (jumps into the stage) you'll never get me alive cause i am EVIL!!!
Nega Troopa: (casually passes by) HeY! thats my line!!!

17. Evelyn(11) gets the chance to show RiDdlE(4) her hero/idol.
Evelyn: Here we have the Mario bros.! athorment and me have always liked their games since we were little
RiDdlE: can I eat them?
Evelyn: No.
RiDdlE: Then the question is over (leaves)
Evelyn: Here we go! (leaves)

18. The Narrator(10) and Tulip(2) are fighting for some reason. Black(6) tries to stop them.
tulip: fight?
yep, fight...
tulip: Umm...about what?
about some reason......got a problem with that?
tulip: No...
black: (sarcasm) hey stop it...dont kill!

19. Tiko (3) wants a milkshake, but Faded Lozania(7) took the last one.
Tiko: Oww...I wanted that milk---
Faded lozania: (glares and growls) GRRR....!!!!
Tiko: --shake? O.o

20. Athorment(12) wants to go fishing, but Tulip(2) wants to go mini-golfing.  How do they decide what to do?
athorment: Lets ask "charlie". Are we having more fun fishing? (tosses coins) "No"...
Tulip: are we having more fun mini-golfing? (athorment tosses coins) "no"...?
athorment: thats odd...are we having more fun doing nothing? (tosses coins) "Yes"...
Tulip: you cant be serious!
athorment: Charlie is a god! a GOD!!! (sits and does nothing)
Evelyn: hey, what are you doing?
athorment: nothing...
Tulip: wanna join us?
Evelyn: sounds like fun! (sits and does nothing)

21. What would RiDdlE(4), Black(6), Katsu Daiki(8), and Narrator (10) dress up as for Halloween?
Look! i am a princess!
katsu: O...M...G...
not really...I am a ghost. WuuuUUuuuUU!!!
Katsu: I am a frankenstein
black: eh...whats that gardevoir?...a...Gallade disguise...i..see...(runs away, gardevoir gives chace with a smile)
have to say...your disguise is pretty good, RiDdlE
RiDdlE: disguise? what disguise?

22. Silver(5) can ask any Yes or No question to Faded Lozania(7).  What does Silver(5) ask, and how does Faded Lozania(7) respond?
Silver: can you die?
faded lozania: technically...even Immortals die at the end of time.
Silver: I mean right now. If I happen to stab you...
faded Lozania: not a chance

23. Someone throws a tomato at Evelyn(11).  Evelyn(11) turns around and sees Circus Spiritus(9) and RiDdlE(4).  Who threw the tomato?
Evelyn: hmm.....RiDdlE, who was it?
RiDdlE: Do I look like the kind of person who would throw a tomato at my enemies?
Evelyn: hmm.....Circus, who was it?
Circus: (points at RiDdlE) It was her!
Evelyn: hmmm....It was you, Circus.
Circus: how did ya knew!?
Evelyn: you just told me

24. The Narrator(10) ask me, Athorment, one question that has been bugging him for some time now.
We are back with more on the interview with athorment. Tell us athorment...how does it feels to be so creative?
Athorment: I hoped you would be asking that, narrator! (a side) not really...(to everyone) In fact, it doesnt feels like anything. It just happens and loads of funny craziness or coolness pop up!

25. Athorment(12) and Katsu Daiki(8) say "thank you" to all those who have read this quiz.
athorment: what a coincidence that I am saying thank you!!!
Katsu: Who wrote this!? I am killing the one that created Paradox BC!!!
athorment: Hey!!!! ..............................what about effect athorment!?
Katsu: So true! I am going to kill you too! Thanks for reminding me! (wears his power suit and fires a load of energy)


Okay, now that I have done this, you should have enjoyed it! :3  
Lets send BC, the link to the results.  enjoy!